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Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!

Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)
Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True Christian™! Congratulations!

Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and then nothing happened to the nothing until the nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything. Then, out of nowhere, a bunch of the everything magically arranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned themselves into dinosaurs.

Yep, makes perfect sense.

Oare Adam si Eva aveau buric? Adam si Eva se intelegeau prin semne?

la impartasanie: dude, is this really Jesus' blood? -yeah! -what an alcoholic!

Odata o baba cam de 65de ani se ntalneste cu Dumnezeu, si-l ntreaba:
-Doamne, mai traiesc mult?
El spune:
-Da.
-Cam cat?
-Multi, multi ani.
-Vreo 50 de ani?
-Si mai multi.
Bun. Ce se gandi baba sa sa mearga la un salon sa si faca o operatie estetica. Zis si facut.
Se duce baba, se aranjeaza, acuma arata mult mult mai tanara.
Iese ea de acolo, si la trecerea de pietoni da o masina peste ea.
Ajunge din nou la Dumezeu. Si ii zice:
-Doamne ai zis ca mai am mult de trait.
La care El raspunde:
-A! tu erai? nu te-am recunoscut.

Hmm... ia intrati voi pe www.tlp.ro . Blogul apartine unui tip ateu, care stie el ce scrie

sau este situl http://loljesus.com e foarte tare ("Dedicated to Damnation") )